“I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”
”Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible.”
“Until this moment, I thought I had the gift of singleness.”
“The Bible says that God is not concerned with outer appearance . . . neither should you.”
“God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter.”
While giving her a TULIP say, ”This Totally depraved person has been Unconditionally drawn to you, Limiting himself to your
Irresistible beauty that is Persevering beyond all others.”
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